Running a Zoo…

Running a zoo is not just ordering the food, making sure the cleaning is done and that the gates are open on time. There is a lot more to it. Many of the tasks are mundane, some you can’t even imagine until you are in the job and some are so ridiculous that they are almost unbelievable. How do you deal with a telephone call that starts, “We are bringing our school tomorrow, we are a good Christian school, and I just need to confirm that none of the animals will be mating.”?